Quick version, sugar: if you click a link to buy something I mention and you actually buy it, I might earn a small commission. Doesn't cost you a penny extra. Helps me keep the printables free. Gertie

The short version

Some links on this Site are affiliate links. If you click one and make a purchase, we may earn a small commission at no additional cost to you.

That's it. That's the disclosure.

The longer version (required by the FTC)

In accordance with the Federal Trade Commission's 16 CFR, Part 255: "Guides Concerning the Use of Endorsements and Testimonials in Advertising," we are disclosing the following:

Amazon Associates Program

Gertie Press is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to Amazon.com.

As an Amazon Associate, we earn from qualifying purchases. When you click a link on our Site that leads to Amazon and you complete a purchase, Amazon may pay us a small commission. This commission is paid by Amazon out of their share of the sale — it does not increase the price you pay.

Links to our own book

Links to Gertie's Guide to Not Eating Linoleum on Amazon are also affiliate links. Because Gertie Press publishes the book, we earn a royalty when you buy a copy, and we may also earn a small Amazon Associates commission on the same purchase. Neither affects the price you pay.

Bulk orders placed directly through our bulk orders page are sold by Gertie Press and do not involve Amazon or any affiliate commission.

Other affiliate programs

We may also participate in other affiliate programs from time to time. These could include programs run by other retailers, manufacturers, or service providers we believe offer products relevant to our audience. We will disclose these the same way: any link that earns us a commission is an affiliate link.

How we choose what to recommend

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We do not accept payment to recommend a specific brand or product. If we recommend a product, it's because we genuinely think it could be useful for someone — not because someone paid us to say so.

That said, please remember our Medical Disclaimer: we are not making medical recommendations. Always consult your healthcare provider about whether a specific product or device is right for you.

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If you do use our links, thank you — it genuinely helps support the work we do, including keeping the printables free.

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