Gertie's Guide to Not Eating Linoleum is a fully illustrated, character-led fall-prevention book designed for older adults who tune out traditional educational materials.
Grounded in CDC STEADI, AGS clinical practice guidelines, and current physical and occupational therapy practice. Designed to complement — not replace — your clinical fall-prevention conversations.
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Most fall-prevention educational materials end up in the recycling bin. This one is structured around a character your patients want to spend time with.
A leopard-print-clad fictional grandmother named Gertie narrates the entire book. Patients pick it up, laugh, finish it — and remember what they read.
Built on CDC STEADI, AGS guidelines, the Otago Exercise Program, and current PT/OT practice. The content reinforces what you'd already be teaching.
Gives families and care teams a shared vocabulary for fall prevention. Patients bring it to appointments. Family caregivers actually use it.
"Yes, it's fall prevention. Top-notch, evidence-based stuff from the experts. I just added the sass so they won't fall asleep before they fall down."
Covering the core domains of fall prevention, with printable patient handouts in the back.
The book draws from widely accepted, publicly available fall-prevention frameworks, translated into language patients will engage with.
Content was developed in consultation with licensed clinicians experienced in geriatric and home health practice. The book is positioned as a patient education resource — it does not provide individual clinical guidance, and the front matter directs readers to consult their own healthcare providers.
From individual recommendations to bulk patient resources.
Patients receive the book at their first visit. Establishes the fall-prevention conversation from day one.
Patients revisit the book between PT or OT sessions. Continues the conversation when you're not there.
Stock copies in waiting rooms, activity rooms, or resident libraries. Self-directed patient education.
The adult-child caregiver reads it, gets the framework, and brings it home to their parent. Shared vocabulary.
September is Falls Prevention Awareness Month. A gift-able resource that actually gets read after the event.
Just mention it to patients you think would benefit. Available on Amazon — they can buy a copy themselves.
Read it before launch. Decide if it's a fit for your patients. If you find it valuable, an honest review on Amazon launch day helps enormously — but there's no obligation.
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