Sugar, if you're reading this you're clearly thorough. Bless you. The gist: be a decent human, don't steal my stuff, and don't sue me for stating opinions about throw rugs. Gertie

Agreement

These Terms of Use ("Terms") govern your access to and use of the website gertiegetsupright.com (the "Site"), operated by Gertie Press ("we," "us," or "our").

By accessing or using the Site, you agree to be bound by these Terms. If you do not agree, please do not use the Site.

Eligibility

This Site is intended for users who are at least 16 years old. By using the Site, you confirm that you meet this requirement.

Our content

All content on this Site — including text, illustrations, photographs, the Gertie character, the Queenie character, the Gertie Press wordmark, printables, downloads, design, and code — is owned by Gertie Press or used with permission, and is protected by copyright, trademark, and other intellectual property laws.

What you may do

What you may not do

Content you submit

If you submit content to us — for example, by emailing us, leaving a comment, or replying to a newsletter — you grant Gertie Press a non-exclusive, royalty-free, worldwide license to use, reproduce, and display that content in connection with our work (including in our books, on our Site, or in our marketing materials), with attribution where appropriate. You retain ownership of what you wrote.

By submitting content, you confirm that it is yours to share, it doesn't infringe on anyone else's rights, and it doesn't contain anything unlawful, hateful, or threatening.

Third-party links and services

This Site may link to or rely on third-party services (such as Amazon, our email provider, fonts, or analytics). We are not responsible for the content, accuracy, policies, or practices of any third party. Your interactions with third-party services are governed by their own terms and privacy policies.

Not medical advice

As described in our Medical Disclaimer, content on this Site is general educational information only. It is not medical, legal, financial, or other professional advice. Always consult a qualified professional before acting on anything you read here.

"As is" service

The Site and its content are provided "as is" and "as available," without warranties of any kind, express or implied. We do not warrant that the Site will be uninterrupted, error-free, secure, or free of viruses or other harmful components.

Limitation of liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, Gertie Press and its author, contributors, and service providers will not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages, or any loss of profits or revenues, whether incurred directly or indirectly, resulting from:

Our total liability for any claim arising out of or relating to the Site will not exceed one hundred U.S. dollars ($100), or the amount you paid us in the past twelve months, whichever is greater.

Indemnification

You agree to indemnify and hold harmless Gertie Press and its author, contributors, and service providers from any claims, losses, or damages (including reasonable attorneys' fees) arising from your violation of these Terms, your misuse of the Site, or your violation of any rights of another party.

Termination

We may suspend or terminate your access to the Site at any time, without notice, for any reason, including violation of these Terms.

Governing law

These Terms are governed by the laws of the United States and the state where Gertie Press is based, without regard to conflict-of-law principles. Any dispute will be resolved in the courts of that state.

Changes to these Terms

We may update these Terms from time to time. When we do, we'll change the "Last updated" date at the top. Your continued use of the Site after changes means you accept the updated Terms.

Contact

Questions about these Terms? Email hello@gertiegetsupright.com.