Hi sugar! Here's the plain English version: we collect your email if you give it to us, we don't sell it, we use cookies just like every other site, and you can tell us to forget about you anytime. The rest of this page is the long version your lawyer makes us write. Gertie

Who we are

This Privacy Policy describes how Gertie Press ("we," "us," or "our") collects, uses, and protects information from visitors to gertiegetsupright.com (the "Site"). Gertie Press is the publisher of Gertie's Guide to Not Eating Linoleum and operates this Site.

By using the Site, you agree to the practices described in this policy. If you do not agree, please do not use the Site.

What we collect

Information you give us

When you sign up for our email list, contact us, or download a printable, you may provide:

Information collected automatically

Like most websites, we automatically collect certain technical information when you visit, including:

This information is collected through cookies and similar technologies used by our analytics provider (described below).

How we use your information

We use the information we collect to:

We will never use your information to send you spam, sell you unrelated products, or contact you more than about once a month with marketing emails.

Who we share information with

We do not sell, rent, or trade your personal information. We share information only with the following service providers, who help us run the Site:

These providers may process information on our behalf and are required to protect it. We may also share information if required by law, court order, or to protect our legal rights.

Cookies and tracking

This Site uses cookies — small text files stored on your device — to:

You can disable cookies through your browser settings. If you do, some parts of the Site may not work as intended.

We do not currently use cookies for advertising or to track you across other websites.

Your rights

Depending on where you live, you may have the right to:

To exercise any of these rights, email us at hello@gertiegetsupright.com. We'll respond within 30 days.

Unsubscribe anytime. Every email we send has an unsubscribe link at the bottom. Click it and you're off the list immediately — no hard feelings, no follow-up, no "are you sure?" pop-ups.

Children

This Site is intended for adults. We do not knowingly collect personal information from anyone under 16. If we learn we have collected information from someone under 16, we will delete it. If you believe your child has provided us with information, please contact us.

Security

We take reasonable steps to protect your information, including using secure connections (HTTPS) and working with reputable service providers. However, no method of internet transmission or storage is 100% secure. We cannot guarantee absolute security.

Changes to this policy

We may update this Privacy Policy from time to time. When we do, we'll change the "Last updated" date at the top. If we make significant changes, we'll notify subscribers by email.

Contact

Questions about this policy? Email us at hello@gertiegetsupright.com, or visit our contact page.